David Almaleck Wolinsky lost his mind at least 60 years ago. Since then he has been a blue-eyed platinum blonde baby, a naive scrawny kid, a naive ideologue, a born-again human, and a big fat idiot. He has a living mother, as well as wife, kids, grandson and two other remaining mothers; none of these are blood relations except the first mom, who is a Sephardic Jew. Her mother called David Davichon.

David is the author of numerous unpublished volumes of poetry, many mistakes, and recipient of a 2001 Love in a Time of Brutality award. His alter-egos live in Finland, Peru, and on the Moon.